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IT accidentally sent a company-wide email about their "Workplace Intelligence Platform" renewal. its a tool that analyzes slack messages for "sentiment, productivity signals, and attrition risk."
they are literally running NLP on our private DMs to predict who might quit.
im moving all real conversations to signal immediately
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this is why i never say anything real on company slack. all real communication happens on personal phones via signal
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check your employment agreement. in most states the company legally owns all communications on company devices/platforms
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"attrition risk" prediction means theyre going to identify people who might leave and either bribe them or fire them preemptively. both are dystopian
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name the company. people deserve to know who does this
